Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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