have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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