i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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