I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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