wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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