what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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