You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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