I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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