I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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