: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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