I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
not ubering you a puppy
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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