Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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