Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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