piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Blood and glitter go together right?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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