He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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