I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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