I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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