oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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