I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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