I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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