don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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