I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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