My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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