Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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