you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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