the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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