I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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