You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I am naked and annoyed.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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