dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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