She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I just found a bag of teeth...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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