"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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