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Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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