Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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