I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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