apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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