Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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