I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
you made out with another girl for some wings
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Randomize
