so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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