Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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