Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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