It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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