Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
then he tried to convert me to islam
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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