Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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