love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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