I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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