About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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