porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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