Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
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So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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