Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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