That's intense
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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