My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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