New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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