If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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