so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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