woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
false alarm. still invincible.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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